Showing posts with label Santa Claus. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Santa Claus. Show all posts

Friday, March 20, 2009

Conclusive Proof that there is a war against Christmas

Now as some of you may or may not be aware there is an alleged war against the sacred Christian holiday of Christmas, see here and here

I now submit undisputable proof that there is nothing alleged about it, this war is real and the creators/practitioners of other feast days are in on the whole thing…

Valentines Day, a day that, before my marriage, I always seemed more unsuccessful with the female gender than any other day… Well this feast day was created by Warriors against the 25th December being known as anything other than the 25th December…

You think I’m talking gibberish don’t you, I bet you are surmising quietly to yourself that Paul is just being ridiculous and what possible proof does he indeed have?

Well I shall tell you…

Valentines Day is an Anagram of… DENY EVIL SANTA…

Absolutely, Creators and Practitioners of this day are trying, through subliminal messages and downright nasty tactics, to get young people to turn their backs on the cuddly, nice, jolly image of St Nicholas and embrace a small cherub like creature who is armed with a dangerous weapon…

See that is indisputable and cannot be denied, unlike Santa who should never be denied…

I rest my case…

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

I've made a news site in Sweden

Yes....

After years of trying, I have finally made the news in Sweden.

The link below leads to a news story that has a video of mine linked to it.

http: //nyheter24.se/nyheter/udda-nyheter/92257-tomten-har-arresterats

When translated, the story roughly reads:


Santa Claus has been arrested
The U.S. has at least ten blank similar figures arrested last week.

Christmas is here. Time for reflection and a chance to spend time with loved ones. Children loafer and waiting for Santa. Probably in vain. The U.S. has at least twelve empty similar figures arrested last week. Usually associated with drunkenness and other manipulations. While there are ongoing investigations in the United States around the fact that many of the bearded men is similar to the long-deceased Karl Marx. Perhaps it can be a new wave of Marxism as joking on us during the current financial crisis?

See the strange but funny music video on the site that went there



The Strange but Funny video is mine...

märkliga men roliga means Strange but Funny... Sums me up maybe? I Think I will use it to sign off all my posts from now on.

I wish anyone reading this the greatest of times over the festive season...

Paul Tubb
märkliga men roliga