New Picture Books - Four Wacky Tales & The Dog Of Edward Aloysius Grey

This Blog has been neglected far too long...

I shall now make amends by telling you all about my latest writing and illustrating Exercise...

Four Wacky Tales – Written and Illustrated by Paul H. Tubb

Out now from Emu Ink comes four tales in one handy collection from the Creative Mind of Comic Poet and Humorous Illustrator Paul H. Tubb…

Each of the four tales are hilarious, illustrated, rhyming stories, that feature odd characters and even odder scenarios.

All four are perfect antidotes to boredom for Children of all ages.

The four tales are:

Ten Princesses – Prince Edwin doesn’t want to be Prince, so he comes up with a plan to change his position, but he needs help to achieve it.

The Dog of Edward Aloysius Grey – Take a trip through the mind of a Crazy Canine. (Also Available in Paperback at the Link Below)

Scaring Jeremiah – An Old man tells scary stories to Children, but there is one Child he’s unable to scare. He wants to scare this Child so much that he comes up with an unorthodox idea to help him… Will it work?

Jeremy Doesn’t Like Jam – Jeremy has to convince his Jam obsessed mother that he doesn’t share her passion for Jam, but she just won’t listen to him. Who will she listen to?

All four narratives are available individually to rent from Emu Ink, or to purchase as an entire collection. Click on a links below for more information.

   

Here is a picture of me with my new paperback version of the Dog of Edward Aloysius Grey

Siobhán Parkinson, First Laureate na nÓg

I would like to use this Blog, to extend my congratulations to Siobhán Parkinson, who has just been announced the first Children's Laureate/Laureate na nÓg.

Siobhán is a former Bisto Book of the year award winner, who has written over twenty books and is a very worthy choice for such a position.

The project, I believe, is a wonderful idea and an exceptional opportunity to promote literacy and reading and further information can be found on www.childrenslaureate.ie

Again Congratulations Siobhán, I hope the role is what you want it to be and more.

Collection of Poetry Available...

My Poetry Collection that I have been going on about constantly since October 2008 is now available for purchasing.

Comic/Nonsense verse suitable for Children of all ages... Further information can be found by clicking the link below...

Girl Power!!!

Strong willed females have actually featured quite large in my poetry for children, There was Miniature Melanie the wonderful footballer who featured a few blogs ago, then there is Pam (See Below) who knows what she wants, (Or rather what she doesn’t want) but she encounters another strong willed woman who unfortunately makes the rules and there are others as well… I think this influence comes from the strong independent woman I married…

Strong Female Characters have always existed in Children’s Literature, think of Alice and her wonderland adventures, Pippi Longstocking, Nancy drew, Roald Dahl’s Creations Matilda and Sophie (The BFG) etc…

I was thinking of this during the week when I found out that Geri Halliwell, member of the Spice Girls the band that taught girls it’s cool not to think for yourself, Has ‘written’ a collection of Children’s stories that in her word’s, ‘Passes the baton of Girl Power on.’

Oh heaven be praised, Children’s literature has been saved by a selfless individual who does not like the limelight…

I’d like to say this is said in all seriousness as Geri’s version f Girl Power is similar to mine in the way that they were both manufactured by a member of the male gender… Mine came from me and hers came from Simon Fuller and her books are rumoured to have been written by Jonny Zucker.

Girl Power hey!!! Here’s some more for you.

Pam Doesn’t Like Spam

There is a girl called Pam
Who really doesn’t like Spam.
But it’s all her mother serves
And it gets on her nerves.
She said “I’m fed up with it, I am.”

One day, to her mother, she said,
“Mum can we have something different instead?
An alternative dish
Maybe something with fish,
And maybe some chips and some bread.”

“Why?” Her mother enquired
“Don’t tell me of Spam you are tired.
It’s all I’ve ever eaten
And its taste can’t be beaten.
To eat it’s all that’s required.”

“But I don’t like it.” Pam did state.
“And I really don’t appreciate,
To me you don’t give
Any alternative,
As there is nothing but Spam on my plate.”

Pam’s mother did not agree.
She said “An alternative is not necessary.
I’ve only ever eaten Spam,
And it’s made me what I am,
So eat it if you want to grow up like me.”

“Besides” continued Pam’s mother.
“As for alternatives there are no other.
A three year supply
Of Spam I already did buy.
So for the next three years, dinner I did cover.”

So for the next three years Pam
Did eat nothing but Spam.
But she discovered by chance,
That the taste of Spam she could enhance
By adding a spoonful of Jam.